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Bulkowski's Green Soap

Market

Industrials (^DJI):

Transports (^DJT):

Utilities (^DJU):

Nasdaq (^IXIC):

S&P 500 (^GSPC):

As of 05/16/2012

12,599 -33.45 -0.3%

5,101 -6.43 -0.1%

467 -0.66 -0.1%

2,874 -19.72 -0.7%

1,325 -5.86 -0.4%

YTD

3.1%

1.6%

0.6%

10.3%

5.3%

Tom's Targets Overview: 05/14/2012

13,300 or 12,500 by 06/01/2012

5,400 or 5,000 by 06/01/2012

480 or 460 by 06/01/2012

3,000 or 2,850 by 06/01/2012

1,420 or 1,310 by 06/01/2012

Test Portfolios and CPI

Indus. strength: 11.1%

Mutt Losers: -4.2%

Mutt Winners: 2.3%

Wilder RSI: -2.5%

CPI:

on 05/02/2012

This is a quick ditty that I really enjoy. It's interesting how the phrasing defines a youngster without giving an age.

Written: May 2003

Estimated reading time: 1 minute

Green Soap

I don't listen to my Mom.

She keeps telling me to wash my hands with soap. Our soap is green and comes in bars larger than my fist, some square, some round, but they are all slimy and hard to hold. This one is supposed to smell like an Irish spring, but it doesn't. It just smells. And this green torpedo is really slippery. Three times it's jumped out of my hands and dived into the garbage disposal. Once, I turned on the switch and filled the kitchen with bubbles! Mom was pissed. Really pissed.

That's why I don't listen to my Mom. I never wash my hands. Instead, I give the soap a bath.

The End

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Bulkowski's Green Soap

Green Soap

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